WAITER:May I offer you dessert?

RICHARD:Let's get the bill. There are a few good films on at the cinema.

NINA:OK, a film sounds fine.

RICHARD:Good! Just the bill please.

NINA:Oh, dear. What an evening. First he asks me what I want to see. Then when I tell him, he tells me it's supposed to be terrible and then he tells me how it ends. Unbelievable.

NINA:So I just told him, you decide.

RICHARD:Ok, get this, right. I ask her what she wants to see and she says I should decide. So I pick something I thought she'd like.

NINA:OK, so he told me, you're going to love this film, and then he took me to Patton, it's like a four hour long war film. What was he thinking?

RICHARD:The next thing I know she's snoring. How embarrassing. Women...

NINA:Men...