[00:01.94]I think maybe the Kaiser wanted a war.
[00:04.02]I don't see that.
[00:05.41]The Kaiser's got everything he needs.
[00:07.31]Well, he's never had a war before.
[00:09.42]Every full-grown emperor needs one war
[00:11.22]to make him famous.Why, that's history.
[00:14.09]Yeah, generals too. They need war.
[00:16.83]And manufacturers. They get rich.
[00:19.41]War's like a fever.
[00:21.28]Nobody wants it in particular.
[00:23.13]And then all at once,here it is.
[00:26.21]We didn't want it.
[00:27.64]The English didn't want it.
[00:28.86]And here we are fighting.
[00:30.71]I'll tell you how it should all be done.
[00:32.96]Whenever there's a big war comin' on,
[00:34.95]you should rope off a big field
[00:36.55]and sell tickets.
[00:37.86]Yeah, and, and, on the big day,
[00:40.40]you should take all the kings
[00:41.94]and their cabinets and their generals,
[00:44.07]put them in the centre dressed
[00:45.35]in their underpants and let 'me fight it out
[00:47.46]with clubs.The best country wins.
[00:50.50]Exercise 3 Listen to Part 2 again.
[00:55.13]Who do they think starts wars?
[00:57.92]Tick the correct boxes.
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