搞笑视频之烦人的橙子16 葡萄柚的复仇
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    《烦人的橙子》这集还是与复仇,惊悚有关。在第七集《百香果情缘》里,葡萄柚被无情地分尸了!所以他又回来复仇了,可想而知他回来复仇的下场会多么的……

    (The kitchen is dark, and Pear is telling a ghost story)

    Pear: And then, she says, "But I saw Zucchini this morning!", and Tomato, he says, "But, that's impossible! I saw Zucchini get diced last week!"

    Orange: Huh? I don't get it.

    Pear: Zucchini's dead!

    Passion Fruit: Hey! Trying to sleep over here!

    Pear: Sorry, Passion.

    Orange: I still don't get it.

    Pear: Dude, it's a ghost story.

    Orange: There's no goat in that story.

    Pear: No, It's not about—Know what? Never mind—

    Orange: Your story sucks. You'll be better if there was a goat.

    Pear: It's not about goats!

    Grapefruit's Sister: (Grunting)

    Orange: Hey! Who was that?

    Pear: What? I don't hear anything.

    Grapefruit's Sister: (Grunting again)

    Passion Fruit: Would you guys keep it down already?

    Pear: Uh, Passion, That wasn't us.

    Orange: I think it's the goat.

    Passion Fruit: We have a goat?

    Pear: Guys, look over there!

    (Grapefruit's Sister is set down on the count)

    Grapefruit's Sister: (Grunting Better)

    Passion Fruit: Oh! My God It's--

    (the lights flicker on, giving a better view of her)

    Grapefruit's Sister: Orange!

    Orange: It's Ms. Pacman!

    Passion Fruit: GRAPEFRUIT!!! You're alive!? How did you—Grapefruit's Sister: Save it, lady. I ain't here for you.

    Orange: What are you for? Pellets? (Laughing)

    Grapefruit's Sister: Listen up, losers! There's only one thing I want, and that's you, Orange.

    Orange: Me? What did I do?

    Grapefruit's Sister: YOU KILLED MY BROTHER!!!!!!!

    Orange: Brother?

    Passion Fruit Grapefruit was your brother?

    Grapfruit's Sister: Was is right, thanks to that little creep.

    Orange: So, wait. Who are you?

    Grapefruit's Sister: I'm his sister, you moron!

    Orange: Sister?

    Grapefruit's Sister: Oh, what? You just know see the bow?

    Pear: Seriously dude, you couldn't tell?

    Orange: Not really.

    Pear: Dude, look at her, she's totally a fox!

    Orange: Fox?!

    Passion Fruit: (laughing) Pear's got the hots for Grapefruit's sister!

    Pear: Hey! Not so loud!

    Orange: She looks more like a clown! You're Chubby McChubby Clown! (laughing)

    Grapefruit's Sister: (Growls)

    Orange: Hey clown, do a trick!

    Grapefruit's Sister: Hey, you wanna see a trick? How about I make your face disappear, how about that?

    Passion Fruit: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody calm down!

    Orange: Jeez! I think this clown is going out of her mime! (Laughing)

    Grapefruit's Sister: Oh, I am gonna go homestyle on you, Orange!

    Pear: Listen, I'm telling you! Orange didn't kill your brother.

    Grapefruit's Sister: That's not what everybody else is saying!

    Passion Fruit: Everybody else? How did you even hear about that?

    Grapefruit's Sister: Are you kidding me? I heard through the grape vine!

    Grape 1: Don't look at me!

    Grape 2: I didn't tell anyone.

    Grape 3: Me neither, how about you, Janie?

    Janie: Uhhh...

    Grape 1: Oh no!

    Grape 2: Janie!!!

    Janie: What?! I told like two people, okay?

    (all grapes moan)

    Grape 3: Nice one, Janie!

    Passion Fruit: Seriously, you can't listen to anything those guys say.

    Orange: Yeah, their a bunch of whiners! (laughing)

    Grapefruit's Sister: (crying) I don't believe it, I came all the way here for nothing!!!

    Orange: Uh oh! Chubby McChubby Clown's gonna cry!

    Grapefruit's Sister: I'm not crying! (has a little tears)

    Pear: Lay off, Orange, she's having a rough night.

    Grapefruit's Sister: I don't get it. If it wasn't him, then who did it?!

    Orange: Ooh! I know who did it, it was Knife!

    Grapefruit's Sister: Who?!

    Orange: Knife!

    Dane Boedigheimer: (Cuts the grapefruit in half)

    Grapefruit's Sister: (Screaming)

    Orange and Pear: Ahhh!

    Orange: (with Grapefruit's Sister screaming in the background) Kinda looks like a split! (Laughing) Must run in the family! (Laughs Again) Ooh, Ow!

    (Daneboe takes Grapefruit's Sister away)

    Orange: Kinda feels like déjà vu.

    Passion Fruit: Wow. I'm going back to bed.

    Pear: (sighs) Well, I guess it's the last we'll see of the Grapefruits.

    Grapefruit's Second Cousin: Oh, not so fast, buddy! I'm Grapefruit's second cousin! I'm here to avenge his death.

    Grapefruit's Grandpa: And I'm Grapefruit's grandpa! I'm here to avenge his death.

    Grapefruit's Mailman: And I'm Grapefruit's mailman! And I got all this mail, and no forwarding address. So, I need some help here.

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