搞笑视频之烦人的橙子3 招惹西红柿番茄
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    烦人的橙子招惹西红柿(番茄)这里结局最凄惨的,恐怕要数番茄了。被扔进榨汁机里粉身碎骨让人甚是不忍。稍稍宽慰的是,即使已经变成一坨番茄酱,他还是有生命的。

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I'm bored.

    橙子:我好无聊啊

    TOMATO: Whoa! Whoa! Where am I?

    西红柿:喔喔,我在哪儿呢?

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (gasps) Hey Apple! You're back!

    橙子:嘿,苹果,你回来啦?

    TOMATO: What?

    西红柿:什么?

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple! Where ya been?

    橙子:嘿,苹果,你上哪儿玩了?

    TOMATO: Are ya talking to me?

    西红柿:你在和我讲话吗?

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple!

    橙子:嘿,苹果。

    TOMATO: I-- I'm not an apple!

    西红柿:我,我不是苹果。

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey Apple!

    橙子:嘿,嘿,苹果。

    TOMATO: Hey I-- I'm not an apple.

    西红柿:嘿,我,我不是苹果。

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah ya are! You're red! See? You're an apple!

    橙子:你就是,你看你红不啦叽的,看见了吗,你就是苹果

    TOMATO: No no-no-no-no-no-no, y-- you see, I-- I'm a tomato.

    橙子:不不不不不不,你,你看,我,我是西红柿。

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: A tomato? You look like an apple.

    橙子:西红柿?你看起来像苹果哦。

    TOMATO: Uh-- no no no. I-- I'm a *fruit* like an apple, but I'm not an apple.

    西红柿:不不不,我是个很像苹果的水果,但我不是苹果。

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: No you're not, you're a vegetable.

    橙子:射门,你才不是水果哩,你是蔬菜。

    TOMATO: Well that's a common misconception, but a tomato like myself, I'm a--

    西红柿:那是大众对我的误解,不过就我这个西红柿而言,我是...

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey!

    橙子:嘿。

    TOMATO: Uh--

    西红柿:啥?

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Apple! Can you spit seeds?

    橙子:嘿,嘿,苹果,你会吐籽吗?

    TOMATO: What?

    西红柿:虾米?

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Like this!

    橙子:像这样(Orange spits a seed at Tomato. It hits Tomato next to his left eye.橙子对着西红柿吐了一颗籽,正中西红柿的左眼。)

    TOMATO: Ow!

    西红柿:噢....

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    橙子:哈哈哈哈哈

    TOMATO: What the heck is wrong with you?!

    西红柿:你脑子有问题啊。

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I'm an orange!

    橙子:我是一个橙子。

    TOMATO: Don't ever do that to a tomato! Don't you know how easily I bruise?

    西红柿:别再对西红柿做这种事了,比不知道我超容易黑脸吗?

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're a "TOE-MAY-TOE?"

    橙子:你是西--红---四

    TOMATO: It's "Tomato."

    西红柿:是西红柿。

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: "TOE-MAY-TOE?"

    橙子:西....红...四。

    TOMATO: "TA-MA-TO!" "Tomato!" It's not hard!

    西红柿,是西红柿,是西红柿,很难念吗?

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah, you're a vegetable.

    橙子:是的,反正你是蔬菜。

    TOMATO: Fruit! I'm a fruit!

    西红柿:水果,我是水果。

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Uh-uh! Ya can't be a fruit AND a vegetable!

    橙子:啊啊!这样不行哦,你不能边当水果,边当蔬菜哦。

    TOMATO: (scoffs) I know! I'm not! I'm a fruit! Tomatoes are fruits!

    西红柿:我知道啊,我不是蔬菜啊,我是个水果。西红柿是水果。

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: No you're not! You're a vegetable, like a pumpkin!

    不,你不是,你是蔬菜,像南瓜一样。

    TOMATO: Pumpkins are fruits too, ya moron!

    西红柿:南瓜也是水果,你个白痴。

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah! And elephants are microwaves! (laughs)

    橙子:对对对,就像大象要用显微镜看一样。

    TOMATO: (sighs angrily)

    西红柿:火大

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (laughing continues)

    橙子:哈哈哈哈

    TOMATO: I hate oranges.

    西红柿:我恨橙子

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're an apple.

    橙子:你是苹果。

    TOMATO: I'm a tomato.

    西红柿:我是西红柿。

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Apple.

    橙子:苹果

    TOMATO: Tomato.

    西红柿:西红柿

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Apple.

    橙子:苹果

    TOMATO: Tomato.

    西红柿:西红柿

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Apple.

    橙子:苹果

    TOMATO: Tomato.

    西红柿:西红柿

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Blender.

    橙子:贵夫人

    TOMATO: Huh?

    西红柿:干嘛?

    TOMATO: Whaa!

    西红柿:啊....

    TOMATO: Ey-- ow!

    西红柿:哎呦

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa!

    橙子:哇

    TOMATO: Hey. Hey buddy! Don't press the button!

    西红柿:嘿嘿,兄弟,别按那个按钮

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: What's that button do?

    橙子:那个按钮怎么了?

    TOMATO: Don't press the button! Don't press the button!

    西红柿:别按那个按钮啊,别按

    TOMATO: WHAAA--

    西红柿:啊啊啊啊

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Tomato, are you okay?

    橙子:西红柿,你还好吗?

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Wow, you're juicy. If you were a fruit, you'd be in a real jam. (laughs, then groans nervously) Ow.

    橙子:你还真多汁啊,如果你真是个水果的话,你可以成为果酱,哈哈哈哈

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (laughs) Hey, Tomato, good to see ya. I was hoping we could "ketchup." (laughing)

    橙子:哈哈哈,嘿,西红柿,很高兴看到你,你可真是可口鲜美啊,哈哈哈哈

    TOMATO: (sighs angrily)

    西红柿:火大

    THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Get it? "Ketchup." (resumes laughing) Why aren't you laughing?

    橙子:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,了解吗?可果美?你为啥不笑呢?

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