Don't Get Caught

不要被逮着了!

Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd had any luck.

在森林保护区内，有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。

yesterday I caught fourteen bass in the morning and another twelve in the afternoon ,

“今天什么也没有，不过你应该昨天来见我才是。昨天早上我钓了十四尾鲈鱼，下午钓了十二尾呢!”

"Well, that's very interesting. Do you know who I am?"

“哦，那相当不错嘛，你知道我是谁吗?”

"No."

“不知道。”

"I happen to be the game warden "

“我恰巧就是监视狩猎的管理员。”

"Oh. And do you know who I am? I’m the biggest liar you ever laid eyes on "

“哦，那你又知道我是谁吗?我是你所发现最会说谎话的人。”