Put Yourself in My Place

设身处地替人想一想

Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse,

某一农场上，老妈要老爸去修理茅房。

Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Morn

老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回来了。

"There ain't nothin' wrong with that shithouse, Mom. "

“那个茅房什么问题也没有啊，孩子的娘。”

Mom took Dad back to the out house and stuck his head down in the hole.

老妈将老爸带回茅房，把他的头塞进茅坑当中。

"Hey," said Dad, "my beard',event)">beard is stuck!"

“嘿!”老爸说道，“我的胡子粘住了!”

"Aggravatin', ain't it?"

“问题严重了，是不是呢?”
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