The Perfect Solution

完美解决之道

President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with his staff.

史拉伯总统和他的幕僚正搭机横越美国上空。

Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration:

忽然间他心中突发奇想，

"You know, I think I'll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy. "

“我想由窗口扔一张五十元美钞下去，让某个人高兴一下。”

"Mr.President,why don't you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy?"

“总统先生，您为什么不丢五张十元的钞票让五个人高兴呢?”

suggested his celebrated Secretary of State Vice President Partridge caught on.

著名的国务卿建议道。

“Golly,Mr.President, why don' t you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy?"

副总统派翠基接着说：“啊，总统先生，您为什么不丢五十张一元钞票，好让五十个人高兴呢?”

The pilot turned around and said, "Why don’t you just throw yourself out the window and make everybody happy?"

这时飞机驾驶员转身说道：“为什么你不把自己丢出窗外，好让每个人都高兴呢?”