After all these years, you just keep getting better and better.

过了这么多年，你变得越来越好了。

You're so hot.

你是如此的性感。

You make me look good.

你让我变得好看。

I'm super selfish, I always want you to myself.

我是很自私的，我总是想要你属于我。

When things get difficult, I love that we can always start over.

当事情变得棘手，我很喜欢我们总是可以重新开始。

I love that there's two of you.

我喜欢有两个你。

And I will never crease you.

我绝不会弄皱你。

I love how you feel in my hands.

我喜欢你在我手里的感觉。

And that you're Bluetooth enabled.

并且你还有蓝牙功能。

There's always something new with you.

你总是有新的一面。

And I love that you have no commercials.

我喜欢你没有广告。

I love how you make all of my problems go away.

我喜欢你可以让我的一切烦恼消散。

I love how you make all of my problems go away.

我喜欢你可以让我的一切烦恼消散。

Wait, did I ever say that?

等等，我是那么说的吗?

I love that you're only a phone call away.

我喜欢你只是一个电话的距离。

And you're only 6.99 on Wednesdays?

星期三只要6.99美元?