英语笑话(双语)75 老师与学生之间的对话
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    Dialogues Between a Teacher and a Pupil

    老师与学生之间的对话

    1.Teacher: This essay on your dog is, word for word,the same as your brother's.

    老师:这篇有关狗的文章和你哥哥的一字不差。

    Pupil: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.

    学生:是的,先生,这是同一只狗。

    2.Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.

    教师:我想要你们告诉我你们能想出的最长的句子。

    Pupil: Life imprisonment!

    学生:终身监禁。

    3.Teacher: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?

    教师:为什么早期的历史被称为黑暗时代?

    Pupil: Because there were so many knights!

    学生:因为那时有许多骑士!

    4.Teacher: What is the Great Depression?

    教师:什么是大萧条?

    Pupil: When you get a bad report card.

    学生:当你拿到不好的成绩单时。

    5.Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

    老师:1809年发生了什么重大事件?

    Pupil: Abraham Lincoln was born.

    学生:亚伯拉罕·林肯出生了。

    Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

    老师:正确。1812发生了什么重大事件?

    Pupil: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

    学生:亚伯拉罕·林肯过他的第三个生日。

    6.Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast thismorning.

    老师:沃尔特,你为什么不洗脸?我可以看出你今天早餐吃了什么。

    Pupil: What was it?

    学生:那是什么?

    Teacher: Eggs.

    老师:鸡蛋。

    Pupil:Wrong, sir. That was yesterday.

    学生:错了,先生。那是昨天的。

    7.Teacher: Why are you late?

    老师:你为什么迟到?

    Pupil: Because of a sign down the road.

    学生:因为路上的一个牌子。

    Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

    老师:牌子和你迟到有什么关系?

    Pupil: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

    学生:牌子写着,“前方学校——慢行!”

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