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　　Ok! I am ready to see this atom smasher smashing.

　　There was a shooting today.

　　Your dad needs me to process some evidence, which means I don't know if we're going to be able to make it to S.T.A.R. labs.

　　But seeing this thing turn on is like your dream. Your sad, little nerdy dream. Besides, I canceled a date for this.

　　Hands off my fries.

　　Unbelievable.

　　I'm stress-eating over my dissertation. We started selling cronuts at Jitters.

　　I ate two today. If I don't graduate soon, I'm gonna be more muffin top than woman.

　　You look amazing.

　　What is so important about this particle accelerator anyway?

　　Harrison Wells' work in quantum theory is light-years ahead of anything they're doing at CERN.

　　You're doing that thing where you're not speaking English.

　　Okay.

　　Just imagine that that dot is everything the human race has ever learned until this moment.

　　Does that include twerking?

　　That is everything we could learn from the particle accelerator.

　　It's a whole new way of looking at physics.

　　It will literally change the way that we think about everything.

　　You got to get yourself a girlfriend.

　　Hey, leave him alone. He's working.

　　Hi, Dad.

　　Your test thingy is done.

　　Yeah. I think the Mardon brothers are hiding on a farm.

　　The fecal matter I found on the street, it was cow manure, which contains traces of oxytetracycline.

　　It's an antibiotic.

　　There are only four farms in the area in the area that still use it in their feed.

　　Bet you find a really sweet Shelby parked at one of them.

　　Dad, seeing as how barry solved your poop problem, how about letting him go to S.T.A.R. labs?

　　Fine, go.

　　Yes! Thank you, Joe.