I decided not to rush into anything. 我决定冷静一段时间

Wait, so you stayed home to read a book 等下  所以你待在家看书

instead of going to that chick-flick with Aria and Emily? 而没跟艾瑞亚和艾米丽出去玩

Well, I wasn't invited. 她们没请我

Why? - Why? 为什么  -为什么

Because Emily is so pissed at you 因为艾米丽太生你气了

that she's pissed at me for not being pissed at you. 而我不生你气  她连我一起气了

Where is your dad anyway? - He's teaching in Syracuse. 你爸上哪去了  -在锡拉库扎

I swear, the next time he's out of town, 我发誓  下次他离开家

I am so staying at your place. 我一定要住你家去

Hello there. 你们好啊

What are you doing here? 你怎么在这儿

Using the restroom facilities. 上厕所

I don't have a toilet in my bedroom, Mona. 我房里没厕所  梦娜

What are you doing in my house? 你来我家干什么

I was invited here. 我受邀前来

By Mike. 迈克请我的

Mike invited you? 迈克请你

Here? Why? 来这儿  为什么

This may come as a shock to you, Emily, 你可能会很吃惊  艾米丽

but some people don't tuck 'n roll every time I walk into a room. 但还是有人会热情地邀请我进家门的

Love your wallpaper, by the way. 话说我很喜欢你的墙纸

It's so you. 很有你的风格