How fun is this, by the way? I'm, like, your lawyer now.

这真好玩啊，你说是吧?我就跟你的代表律师似的

Oh, real fun. About as fun as that bikini wax. And then I had to spend $14 on neosporin.

是好玩啊，就跟我上周除毛一样"好玩"。害我得多花14块买止痛药

Don't worry, I know how you can make $500 in one night.

别担心，我知道有一晚赚500的方法

I've been telling her that since she got here.

她刚来店里我就问她要不要"赚"了

Max, I am not doing a drug trial. Besides, it's not enough money anyway.

麦克斯，我才不去当试药小白鼠。而且，就算我去了钱也不够啊

No, but after I put in my $500, plus we take $100 from the cupcake fund.

是不够，但可以把我的500给你，然后再从开店基金拿出100块

You would do that for me?

你真的愿意为我这么做吗

You know, I always thought we'd have to use the cupcake money to get us out of a legal problem.

我有想过有天可能会动用基金来处理我们的法律问题

I just thought it'd be for you.

不过我一直以为是拿去救你

Me too! Welcome aboard, drug buddy.

我也这么以为!欢迎加入试药者联盟

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