最近一款名为“旅行青蛙”（travel frog)刷爆了朋友圈。大大填补了众多 “空巢青年”们寂寞的内心。
New Words
capture vt. 俘获；夺得；
desperate adj. 不顾一切的；令人绝望的；极度渴望的
charger n. 充电器；
Travel Frog has captured hearts of millions of Chinese mobile users. The game features a frog, which the player needs to prep for a journey. If the player preps the frog well, it will return with treats for the player.
“旅行青蛙”俘获了数以百万计中国移动用户的心。游戏的特色就是青蛙，旅行青蛙中玩家需要给自己的青蛙准备出门旅行的包裹便当物品。如果玩家准备的好，它回来是会给玩家礼物。
好多人纷纷表示，自从玩儿了这个游戏
竟然有了种当妈的感觉
盯着手机屏幕的双眼
时时刻刻散发着老母亲的光辉
不少蛙妈妈疯狂的晒蛙
还真以为自己养了儿子
我就呵呵呵了
来看下真实的养娃场景吧！
贴心的蛙儿子知道给你寄个照片，带个礼物啥的，你能好好睡你的觉，洗你的澡，而真正的娃儿呢...
Becoming a parent means spending the rest of your life looking like you are in desperate need of a shower, a nap, and a heavy drink.
成为一个父母意味着你余生都会看起来迫切需要一个淋浴、小睡还有好好喝一杯。
When someone asks what it's like to be a mom I show them the magazine I've been carrying for 6mths,because dammit I'm gonna read it one day.
当有人问当妈妈的感觉，我告诉他们我已经随身带了六个月的杂志，该死的，我一定要找一天把它看完！
你的蛙儿子乖乖在手机里吃饭睡觉旅行，而现实中的娃儿分分钟让你抓狂...
When I was a kid I would never have believed how much parenting in 2016 involves finding missing iPad chargers.
当我还是个孩子的时候，我从来不会相信2016年找个Ipad充电器得多费劲。
还有下面的...
I never knew how long it took a human to fall asleep until I had kids. In case you're wondering it's 2 hours, 3 cups of water, & 18 books.
我从来不知道一个人要多久才能睡着，直到我有了孩子。如果你想知道，那我来告诉你，一共要2小时，3杯水，还有18本书。
When your kid is a baby:"I can't wait til they learn to talk!"
When your kid is 2+:"OMG ENOUGH, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP."
当你娃还很小的时候：“他们什么时候能说话，我等不及了！”
当你娃两岁多：“老天，够了！停下吧！”
这么看来，蛙宝可算的上是相当省心乖巧了，你有自己的蛙宝么?又和它有什么“感人肺腑”的故事，记得留言告诉卡卡哟
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