Mike: Hello, this is Mike, from Singapore.

迈克：大家好，我是迈克，来自新加坡。

MJ: Hello, this is MJ, from Korea.

MJ：大家好，我是MJ，来自韩国。

Mike: Ok, MJ. We are gonna talk about break up. So, have you ever had a bad break up?

迈克：好，MJ。我们来谈谈分手。你有过不好的分手经历吗?

MJ: Actually I didn't have any bad break up.

MJ：实际上我没有不好的分手经历。

Mike: Lucky you.

迈克：你真幸运。

MJ: Yeah, lucky me. Have you ever had one?

MJ：对，我很幸运。你经历过吗?

Mike: Yeah, actually. It's kind of funny, kind of funny story. Well, I was dating this girl for two, it was only two months. And during those two months, you know, we were like, we just quarreled a lot. It's a lot. But...so there was a day that I was about to enlist in the army and I told myself that I can't put up with this stuff any more, right? So, I just broke it off with her. And the best part of it was that, that night, I kind of thought like, oh, man, you know, I think like I made a mistake. So I called her, and I was like, "you know what, I'sorry for breaking up with you." And then she said, ?" OK, but now is my turn to break up with you"

迈克：有过。那有点儿搞笑，那算是一个有意思的故事。当时我和那个女孩只约会了两个月的时间。在那两个月里，我们经常吵架。争吵次数非常多。那一天，我马上要入伍了，我对自己说，我再也忍受不了这件事了，不是吗?所以我和她分手了。最精彩的部分是，当天晚上我在想：哦，我想我做错了。所以我给她打电话，我说：“你知道吗，我后悔和你分手了。”可她说：“好吧，不过现在轮到我和你分手了。”

MJ: She said that?!

MJ：她这么说的?!

Mike: Yeah, so from being...from dumping someone, I turned to be dumped within 24 hours.

迈克：对，所以在24小时内，我从抛弃别人变成了被抛弃的人。

MJ: Oh!

MJ：哦!

Mike: So that was actually fantastic. Yeah, and it kind of affected me for maybe just a few days.

迈克：那真是太难以置信了。那件事让我难受了几天。

MJ: So, after she said she don't want to meet you anymore, you didn't say anything to her?

MJ：她说不想再见你之后，你没对她说什么吗?

Mike: Well, I kind of said like, you know I'm sorry and stuff but it didn't work, so it's cool. So that's about it. All right.

迈克：我大概说了“我很抱歉”之类的话，不过那没有用，就是这样。就是这样。