Pain Everywhere

哪里都痛

A man went to the doctor and explained, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

一个人跑到医生那里，说：“医生，我碰哪儿，哪儿疼。”

The doctor asked, "What do you mean?"

医生问，“什么意思?”

The man said, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, the pain is excruciating."

那个人说：“我摸我的肩膀的时候，真的很疼。摸膝盖的时候——哎呀!摸我的前额，真的是钻心的疼。”

The doctor said, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

医生说：“我知道是什么问题了——你的手指受伤了。”