Best way to shut a girl up—KISS.
让一个女人闭嘴的最好方式是啥?
憋说话!吻她!
They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck.
人们总是说，对的那个人一定回来，我觉得我的那个他在来的路上，一定是被卡车撞死了。
I’ve never been in love but I imagine it’s similar to the feeling you get when you see you waiter arriving with your food.
我还没有爱过，但我觉得应该跟看到服务员端来自己最喜欢的菜时那种心情差不多吧。
I’m so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
我为我饿的时候说的所有话诚挚道歉。
You know when a person so hot you just wanna shake their mother’s hand and say well done.
当你看到一个超正的帅哥的时候，真的特别想跟他麻麻激情握手跟她说干得好有木有!
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
我太喜欢结婚了。能找到那个用余生来气他折腾他的人简直棒呆~
Relationship status:
Single
In a relationship
Married
Engaged
Divorced
Waiting for a miracle
感情状况：
单身
恋爱中
已婚
订婚
离婚
老纸在等一个奇迹啊啊啊啊啊
If a woman is upset, hold her hand and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.
如果一个女人不开心，抱住她，赞美她有多美。
如果她开始嚎叫，撤退到安全距离，向她扔巧克力。
What I do when I like somebody: 1%- Talk to them. 99%- Stare.
喜欢一个人的时候我都在干啥：
1%——跟他说话
99%——看他
A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.
女王从来都不会迟到。
是其他人来早了而已。
No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my girlfriend lives in the FUTURE.
不不不，我不是单身狗，我只不过是在谈一场异地恋，我的女朋友住在未来。
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
在嫁给一个人之前你一定要先考验一下他，给他一台网速爆慢的电脑看他到底是怎样的人。(相信小编，很准的。绝对原形毕露~)
小伙伴们~看完之后有没有觉得还蛮有道理的呢!欢迎留言分享~
