Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.

　　老师：玛丽亚，请在地图上指出美国。

　　Maria: This is it.

　　玛丽亚：在这儿。

　　Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?

　　老师：好，同学们，谁发现的美国?

　　Class: Maria did.

　　全体同学：玛丽亚。

　　A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.

　　A：听说了吗?一个孩子喝大象的奶，一周内长了20磅。

　　B: That's impossible. Whose baby?

　　B：不可能吧，谁的孩子?

　　A: An elephant's.

　　A：大象的孩子。

　　A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.

　　一个喝得烂醉如泥的男人从酒吧里走出来，看到另一个醉酒的人。

　　He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"

　　他抬头看看天，说：“那是太阳还是月亮?”

　　The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."

　　另一个喝醉的人说：“我不知道，我是新来的。”

　　When somebody makes you really angry, count to three. When you get to two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that.

　　别人真的惹到你的时候，你就从一数到三。数到二的时候，你就一拳打到他们的脸上。他们肯定猜不到你会这么做。