A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”

“Are you mad? I barely know the woman!”

一个妻子向她的丈夫抱怨：“看看街尾的那对夫妻多么恩爱，他一直握着她的手，吻她，为她开门，你怎么就不会呢?”

“你疯了吗?我都不认识她!”