The unicorn is no better……
从没有比这个“独角兽”更逼真的了……
unicorn / 'juːnɪkɔːn / 独角兽
Many medieval pictures of the unicornportray it resting its head, with phallic horn, in the lap of a maiden, an image with not too hidden sexual imagery.
独角兽在许多中世纪的图画中，总是低着头，顶着男士下体一般的角，依偎在少女的裙下，呈现出一幅性暗示不那么隐晦的图景。
sponge Pikachu，I choose you！
海绵皮卡丘，我就选择你啦！
sponge / spʌndʒ / 海绵
She stood on the bath mat and sponged herself down.
她站在浴室踏脚垫上，用海绵擦身子。
Is it a crab？Is it a baby doll？Who can tell？
这是螃蟹？这是洋娃娃？谁来告诉我？
crab /kræb/ 螃蟹
I can't remember when I last had crab.
我不记得上次吃蟹是什么时候了。
Harry, you look so real!
哈利，你看起来好真实哦！
That's enough fun for today, baby. Go home!
宝贝. 今天玩够了。回家吧！
kewpie / 'kju:pi / 邱比洋娃娃
This kewpie knows how to party!
这个小娃娃玩偶知道如何自娱自乐！
Sweet little pony, what happened to you?
可爱的小马驹，你发生了什么？
pony / 'pəʊni / 矮种马，小型马
It's like my worst nightmare from Jaws come true.
我梦见鲨鱼这样超可怕的噩梦竟然成真了。
jaw /dʒɔː/ 下巴、下颚，以上句子指代“鲨鱼”
Poor Winnie. What did they for you?
可怜的维尼。他们对你做了什么？
Poor除了表示“贫穷的”，也可以表示“可怜的”、“糟糕的”
Poor kid, he's had a rough day.
可怜的孩子，今天他真倒霉。
You poor thing , you've had a hard time of it, haven't you?
可怜的东西，你过得很苦，是不是？
下次给小朋友买玩具的时候大家也得小心看准咯，以防买到某些“奇葩”玩具吓坏宝宝们哦～
好了，今天的英文学习就到这里，我们下期再见，see u next time
