Hi, girls. Did you see the high-fashion model shoot?

姑娘们。看到高级时装模特拍摄了吗？

I was too short to be a model in Poland.

我当年在波兰因为太矮不能当模特。

Well, I guess you can't have it all, right?

看来我也只能十全九美了？

Do I smell Febreze? That's my second-favorite scent.

我闻到了除臭清新剂味吗？那是我第二爱的香味。

Oh, and there's my first-favorite scent. Hey, Sophie.

我第一爱的香味就在那里呢。苏菲，你好啊。

I'm sorry. Have we met? I'm not good with faces that I never want to see again.

抱歉。我们见过面吗？我时常记不起我再也不想见到的人的脸。

What happened? I thought you guys were gonna be friends.

怎么了？你们不是说当朋友吗。

Yeah, messed-up, passive-aggressive friends who occasionally sleep together. Like Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell.

关系一团乱，笑中藏飞刀，偶尔打一炮的朋友关系。就像瑞安·西克雷斯特与西蒙·考威尔那样。

Oh, okay, I see what you're doing.

我知道你是在玩哪招了。

You're pretending like we don't have movie-character names for our private parts.

你是在装我们没有用电影角色名来称呼我们的性器官吗。

Well, good-bye, Miss, and give my regards to Mrs. Doubtfire.

再见了，女士，替我向道菲尔太太问好。

Okay, E.T., go home!

好的，ET，回家去吧！

Here's your mail, girls.

姑娘们，这是你们的信。