Want a cat? Free cat? Want a cat?

想养只喵星人吗？要免费喵星人吗？想养只喵星人吗？

You are going to love it here. Park Slope is like the Beverly Hills of Brooklyn.

你一定会爱上这里的。公园坡区就像是布鲁克林的比佛利山庄。

Here comes a good one.

貌似来了个有钱人。

Hey. Want a cat. Excuse me? Cat?

想养只喵星人吗。你刚说什么？喵星人？

Yeah, I'll take some crack.

好，给我来点可卡因。

She said "cat." We're looking for a nice home for a cat.

她说的是"喵星人"。我们在为猫找一个完美的家。

Oh, so no crack. No.

所以不是可卡因。不是。

Well, why would I want a cat? I'm a crackhead.

我干嘛要养一只猫？老子爱的是嗑药好吗。

Well, kitty, as hard as this is, I think it's time to let you back out there into the world.

小喵喵，虽然这个决定很艰难，我觉得是时候让你重回这个世界的怀抱了。

At least we leave you in a rich neighborhood. You'll have a better shot at life.

至少我们把你放在一个有钱人的住宅区。让你新生活的起点更高。

Max, you are okay with this?

麦克斯，你真的狠得下心吗？

Well, I was more okay when I did this with my cousin's baby. There you go.

我当初把我亲戚家的熊孩子扔在街上时，比现在还狠得下心。你自由了。

Oh, yeah. Move him to the next house. South-facing sun. Pre-war building. She'll love it.

对，把她放到隔壁房子。朝南向阳，还是战前风格建筑。她肯定会喜欢的。

There you go. You live in Park Slope now.

走吧。你现在住公园坡区。

You can adopt an African baby and wheel it around in a $900 stroller.

这里的人喜欢收养一个非洲宝宝，然后把它放在价值900块的婴儿车里到处晃悠。

Can you believe that was my plan "B"?

你怎么知道这是我的后备计划？

Run! Run away. Go. Ah, screw it. She lives here now.

走！快走开。走吧。算了，她现在就住这里。

Look. They have a piano. You can make videos.

瞧。这家人有台钢琴耶。你可以录玩钢琴的视频。

You'll be a Youtube star. Bye, kitty.

你肯定会成为网上红猫。再见了，小喵喵。

Wow, I'm shocked you didn't stop me.

我真惊讶你居然没拦着我

Stop you? If I had known that was option, I would have had you stuff me in there.

拦着你？如果我早知道可以这样，我会让你把我扔到那房子里面。