Essay
作文

Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes,  Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain,  stopped play."
 
老师给学生出了个作文题：“一场板球赛”。两分钟后，西蒙。斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了。他在作文上写道：“下雨，比赛终止。”


How Many Rabbits?

Teacher:   Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?

Jonathan:  Nine, sir.

Teacher:   Nine?

Jonathan:  I've got one already, sir.

 
多少只兔子？

老师：   好，乔纳森，假如我给你三只兔子，第二天我又给你五只，你一共有多少只兔子？

乔纳森： 一共有九只，先生。

老师：  九只？

乔纳森：先生，我本来就有一只。

To Go to Heaven

Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up -- don't you want to go to Heaven? "

Terry: I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home.

去天堂

主日学校的教员：想去天堂的人举起手来，把手举起来。。。你呢，哈里？你还没举手呢-- 你不想去天堂吗？

哈里： 我去不了，因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。