An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi(法师，教士) she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated(火葬) , and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.

　　"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"

　　"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

　　布鲁克林的一位年迈的妇女决定准备自己的遗嘱，提出最后的要求。她告诉自己的犹太教士说她有两个临终前的要求。第一，她要火化;第二，她要把骨灰撒到布鲁明黛。

　　“布鲁明黛!”教士叫道，“为什么在布鲁明黛?”

　　“那样的话我女儿肯定一周会探望我两次。”