The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.

　　The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning.

　　At 11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "Sweetheart, what time did you get in last night?"

　　"Not too late, Dad." she replied nervously.

　　Dead-panned, her father said, "Then, my precious one, I'll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car."