The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are:

　　1. Doctor.

　　2. Dentist

　　3. Coal man.

　　4. Decorator.

　　5. Bank manager.

　　A Doctor says to take off your clothes.

　　A Dentist says open wide.

　　A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?"

　　A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it’s up?"

　　A Bank manager says "don’t take it out you’ll lose interest"!