Two friends were having lunch at a café in new York's Grand Central Terminal.

They noticed a man sitting alone at an adjoining table. When the waitress approached him, they overheard her ask, "Are you waiting to be joined by a tall, thin woman with long, blond hair?"

He answered, "In the large scheme of my life, yes, but today I'm meeting my wife."

两个朋友在纽约市汽车中心总站的一家咖啡厅里吃午饭。

他们注意到一个男人独自坐在邻桌。当服务员小姐走向他时，无意中听到她问那个男人：“你是在等一位个子很高，很瘦，留长发，皮肤很白的金发女人吗?”

那人回答说：“在我生活的长远规划中，我是在等。但是今天，我却是在等我的妻子。”