老子迷路了

There was a man who raised a pig. He felt tired of it and gave it up. However, the pig knew the way to go home. The man did not succeed in doing so several times.

One day, the man drove an vehicle, turning many times on the way, then gave it up. Late at night, he telephoned to his family and asked: "Had the pig returned home?"

A member of his family answered: "It had." The man roared: "Let it answer the telephone. I am lost!"

某人养一猪，烦，弃之，然猪知归路，数弃无功。

一日，其驾车转了很多弯寻猪，深夜致电家人，问：“猪归否?”

答曰：“已归!” 其怒吼：“让它接电话，老子迷路了!