英语笑话:看到不该看的
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    A:I had much trouble with my son Dick.

    我现在管不了我儿子迪克了。

    B:You should not worry about that in the least for I had trouble withmy daugllter too.

    你用不着担心,我也经常与我女儿发生矛盾。

    A:I suppose Dick's like me that way too I believe.

    我想,迪克随我。

    B:That's not bad.

    那并不是件坏事呀!

    A:That's just too bad.I told him time and again not to do wh atI did but to do what I told him to do.but that didn't seem to work at all.

    问题就坏在这里了。我三番五次地告诉他,不要照我做的去做,而要照我说的去做。可似乎根本没有用。

    B:Look here,Bill,suppose you just tell me what's happened and I'Il try to work things out for you.

    比尔,看着我,究竟发生了什么,你快告诉我。我将帮你理出个头绪来。

    A:Well,I sort of told Dick not to go to see striptease ladies, for he could see tllings he actuallV shouldn't and what do you think he did?

    我,呃,呃……告诉他不要去看脱衣舞女郎,因为他可能会看到不该看的东西,你知道他怎么了?

    B:What?

    怎么?

    A:Believe it or not. that was exactly what he did,and do you know what he saw there7

    信不信由你,他恰恰那么做了,你猜他看到了什么?

    B:Er,well,I am not much of an expert but I can guess what the boy...

    呃,这个方面我不是专家,不过我猜想那孩子……

    A:That's it.You've guessed it right. He saw me there.

    没错,你猜对了,他看见我在那儿。


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