英语笑话:高级的表
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    Sam is at the airport waiting for his flight which leaves at 6:00. He has forgot ten wear his watch,so he looks for someone to ask the time.He spots one man walking past carrying 2 suitcases and sporting a fabu-lous hi-tech watch,so he ap proaches that man.

    山姆正在机场等候6点的班机。他忘记戴手表,所以要找个人问一下时间。他看到一个人提着两只大箱子从身边走过,手腕上戴的高科技手表,十分惹人注目。于是,山姆走向他。

    A:Excuse me, could you tell me what the time is by your watch

    对不起,您可以告诉我现在的时间吗?

    B:Sure, which country?

    当然可以,您要问哪个国家的时间?

    A:How many countries have you got?

    您有多少个国家的时间?

    B:All the countries in the world.

    世界上所有国家的时间!

    A:Wow!That's a pretty cool watch you've got there.

    喔!您的表简直妙极了。

    B:That's nothing. This watch also has a GPS facility. It can even send and receive fax and e-mail. Besides it can receive NTSC television channel s and display them on its miniature active color pixe! LCD screen!

    这不算什么。这块表还有一个全球定位系统装置。它甚至能收发传真和电子邮件。还有,它能接收N制的彩电频道并在其袖珍液晶显示屏上显示!

    A:Boy, that's incredible. I wish I had a watch like that one.You wouldn't consider selling it by any chance?

    好家伙,这简直不可思议。我也想有一块像这样的表。您不会想要卖掉它吧?

    B:Well,actually the novelty has worn off by now,so for $ 900,if you want it,it's yours!

    实际上,这已经不新奇了,所以如果您想要,给我900美元,它就是您的了!

    dam can hardly whip out his checkbook fast enough and hands over a check for $900. The seller takes off the watch and gives it to him.

    山姆匆忙开了一张900美元的支票,递给那人。那人摘下手表交给山姆。

    B:Congratulations,here is your new hi-tech watch!(handing the 2 suitcases over as well) And here are the batteries!

    祝贺您,这是您新的高科技手表!(然后把两只箱子也递给山姆。)给您,这些是电池。

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