Hi, dad? Where's mom?

爸，我妈呢?

She's in the chat room talking to someone.

你妈正和一长舌妇在聊天八卦呢!

Really? Mom's on the internet?

啥?老妈这么潮，都学会上网了啊?

What internet? They're in the kitchen. You know your mom. Any room she's in is a chat room.

上网?捞鱼么?你妈在厨房呢，你知道你妈有个本事就是她在哪儿呆着，哪儿就自动变成聊天室了。