the father asked his son: "you are not afraid of ghosts?"

　　"what's scary ghost!" the son said: "grandma said you are a troublemaker; aunt said you are drunk; mother often scolded you glutton, slacker; uncle said you are stingy. I every day together and you are not afraid, afraid of what!"

　　父亲问儿子：“你不怕鬼吗?”

　　“鬼有什么可怕的!”儿子说：“奶奶说你是捣蛋鬼;姑姑说你是酒鬼;妈妈常骂你馋鬼、懒鬼;叔叔说你是小气鬼。我天天和你在一起都不怕，还怕什么鬼!”