幽默笑话精粹33:谁是乔治•华盛顿
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      有一位老师问了一个学生很多问题,但那个学生一个问题也回答不上来。于是,老师决定问他一些非常简单的问题,使他能答对几个。

      A teacher was asking a student a lot of question,but the student couldn’t answer any of them. The teacher then decided to ask him some very easy question so that he could get a few right.

      她说:“班克·希尔是什么?”

      "What was Banker Hill?" She said.

      这位学生想了一会,然后回答:“一个飞机场?”

      The student thought for some time and then answered,"an airport?"

      老师说:“不!是一场战役!”她有点生气了,但是她还是尽量不表现出来。接着,她问道:“美国的第一任总统是谁?”

      "No, it was a battle," the teacher said. She was getting a little angry now, but she was trying not to show it. Then she asked,"Who was the first President of the United States? "

      这位学生想了好长的一段时间,但还是一言不发。老师非常生气,大声喊道:“乔治·华盛顿!”学生站了起来,开始走回自己的座位。

      The student thought for a long time, but didn't say anything. Then the teacher got very angry and shouted,"George Washington!" the student got up and began to walk towards his seat.

      老师说:“回来!我没叫你回去!”

      "Come back!" the teacher said. "I didn’t tell you're to go."

      这位学生说:“哦,对不起!我以为你叫下一位学生呢!”

      "Oh,I'sorry ," the student said,"I thought you called the next student

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