幽默笑话精粹43:与上帝为伍
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    A farmer purchases an old,run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds,the farmhouse is falling apart,and the fences are collapsing all around.

    一个农民买了一块破旧荒废的农场,他准备把这块农场变成兴旺的园林。然而目前这块地是杂草丛生,房屋破旧不堪,四周的篱笆也是东倒西歪。

    During his first day of work,the town preacher stops by to bless the man’s work,saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!”

    在他第一天工作的时候,城里的一个传教士给他送去了祝福:“愿上帝与你一起实现你的梦想吧!”

    A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. I}ok and behold,it’s like a completely different place-the farmhouse is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition,there are plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens,and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows.

    几个月以后,那个传教士又一次来到农场,快看那,这里与上次相比简直是天壤之别。房屋重新修好了,条件也比以前好多了,成群的牛羊在欢快地吃着青草,地里的庄稼也整整齐齐的排列着。

    "Amazing!” the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!"

    “太神奇了”,传教士惊呼道:“看那,上帝和你一起实现了你的梦想!”

    "Yes, reverend,” says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!"

    “没错,教士,”那个农民说道:“可你也要记住当初这个农场只由上帝一人支配的时候是个什么样子!”

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