A few nights ago a few friends and I were in a bar, telling all the polish jokes we knew; boy what a feast! Anyway，I ducked into the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain. While I was in there, a big guy came in and said to me，"Hey pal, I’m Polish and I don’t like you telling all those Polish jokes!”

几天前，我和几个朋友在酒吧里讲所知道的关于波兰人的笑话。大家都笑得东倒西歪。过了一会儿，我进了洗手间去方便，这时一个壮汉走到我身边说:“嘿，伙计，我就是波兰人，我讨厌刚才你说的那些有关波兰人的笑话。”

So I said，“"ell，they' re not against you，pal , just against anyone in Poland.”“My mother is in Poland!”He screams，and pulls out a razor. Boy was I scared! I was sure he would have killed me if he had found a place to plug it in!

我回答说:“行了，我又不是针对你说的，只不过是说那些在波兰的人。”“我妈妈就在波兰!”他吼道，然后抽出一把剃刀，我被吓坏了!我敢肯定，如果他认为我身上有什么地方可以插进他手中那把剃刀的话，他一定会杀了我的!