英语幽默小笑话:奖品
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      Prize

      Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained.

      "A prize? What for, dear?"

      "For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three."

      "But an ostrich has only two legs."

      "I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest."

      奖品

      小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。“这是奖品,妈妈。”他解释道。

      “奖品?因为什么得的。亲爱的?”

      “因为自然课得的。老师问我鸵鸟有几条腿,我说有三条。”

      “但是鸵鸟是两条腿啊。”

      “我现在知道了。但其他学生都说有四条。所以还是我最接近正确答案。”
     

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