英语幽默笑话30秒Unit22: guardian angle守护天使
教程:英语幽默  浏览:1341  
  • 提示:点击文章中的单词,就可以看到词义解释
      A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice:

      有一名男子正走在街上的时候听到一个声音:

      "Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step,a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

      “停!站住不要动瞅口果你再走一步,就会有一个砖块掉到你的头上砸死你。”

      The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

      这名男子停住了,一个大砖块就掉在他的面前。

      The man was astonished .

      这名男子非常惊讶。

      He went on,and after a while he was going to cross the road.

      他继续向前走:不久后,他要穿越马路。

      Once again the voice shouted;

      那个声音再次叫说:

      Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step a car will over you and you will die."

      “停!站住不要动,如果你再走一步,就会有一辆汽车辗过你,你就会死掉。”

      The man did as he was instructed,

      这名男子因为曾被指示过,所以就照着做,

      just as a car came careening around the corner,barely missing him.

      此时正好有一辆汽车左摇右晃地冲过转角处,差一点撞上他。

      "Where are you? " the man asked,"Who are you? "

      这名男子问说:“你在哪里?你是谁?”

      "I am your guardian angle," the voice answered.

      这个声音回答说:“我是你的守护天使。…”

      "Oh yeah?" the man asked."And where the hell were you when I got married?"

      这名男子问说:“喔,是吗?那我结婚的时候:你死到哪里去了?”

    0/0
      上一篇:英语幽默笑话30秒Unit21:The Funeral葬礼 下一篇:英语幽默笑话30秒Unit23:Why me lord主啊为什么是我

      本周热门

      受欢迎的教程

      下载听力课堂手机客户端
      随时随地练听力!(可离线学英语)