美国流行笑话:After a massive heart attack 严重心脏病发作以后
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    142 After a massive heart attack 严重心脏病发作以后

    When a guest suffered a massive heart attack in my restaurant, I immediately initiated CPR, keeping him alive until medics arrived. As they rushed the man to the hospital, his lunch partner approached me and stuck out her hand. I gripped it firmly, only to find a parking ticket clasped inside it. “Do you folks validate?” she asked.

    当我们餐馆的一位客人严重心脏病发作的时候,我马上启动急救,维持他的生命,直到医护人员到达。当他们把他急送医院以后,和他一起吃饭的女人走过来,伸出她的手。我把她的手紧紧握住,却发现她紧紧抓住的是一张停车证。她问:“你们给不给免费停车?”
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