239　Wrong Deposit Slip 用错了存款条

A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote on a deposit slip “This is a stickup. Put all your money in this bag.” While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Citibank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Citibank teller. She read it and told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Citibank deposit slip or go to Bank of America. The man said OK and left. The Citibank teller then called the police, who arrested the man a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.

英语笑话天天更

一个想到市中心美洲银行打劫的人走进银行，在存款条上写道：“这是持枪抢劫。把你所有的钱都装进这个口袋。”当他排队等着要把这张条子给银行职员看的时候，他担心刚才有人看见他写条子，会在他到达银行职员之前就打电话给警察。于是他离开美洲银行，穿过马路到了花旗银行。排队等了几分钟，他把条子递给花旗银行的职员。银行职员看了一下对他说她不能接受这张打劫的条子，因为它是写在美洲银行的存款条上。她说，他要么重填一张花旗银行的存款条，要么上美洲银行去。这个人说了声“行”就离开了。这位花旗银行女职员给警察打了电话。几分钟之后警察逮捕了这个人。他正在美洲银行排队。