289　I'm ready 我准备好了

I work as a receptionist at an upscale salon. After greeting clients, I would ask them to change into a protective gown. One afternoon a serious-looking businessman entered the salon, and was directed to the changing room and told the gowns were hanging on the hooks inside. Minutes later he emerged. “I'm ready,” he called out. I gasped. Instead of a gown, the man was wearing something another client had left hanging in the room—a floral blouse with shoulder pads.

英语笑话

我在一家高档的沙龙当接待员。当顾客来的时候，我向他们问好，然后带他们去换护身长袍。一天下午，来了一位一脸严肃的生意人。我带他到更衣室，告诉他长袍都挂在里面的挂钩上。几分钟以后，他出来了，说：“我准备好了。”我一看差一点昏倒。他不是穿着护身长袍，而是穿着另一位顾客脱下来挂在里面的衣服——一件带垫肩的花罩衣。