290　How badly did he play? 那个鼓手打得有多糟？

I hired a drummer to entertain my customers in my nightclub. After several performances, I discovered the drummer had walked away with some of my valuables. I notified police, who arrested him. Desperate for another drummer, I called a friend who knew some musicians. “What happened to the drummer you had?” he asked me. “I had him arrested,” I replied. We said good-bye and hung up. A few minutes later my friend called back and asked, “How badly did he play?”

英语笑话

我雇了一个鼓手到我的夜总会来给顾客演出。演了几场以后，我发现这个鼓手偷了我一些值钱的东西溜走了。我报告了警察，把他抓了起来。我急于寻找另一个鼓手来演出，就打电话给一个认识音乐家的朋友。他问我：“上一个鼓手怎么啦？”我回答说：“我让他们把他抓起来了。”我们互相道了别，挂上了电话。过了几分钟，这个朋友又打电话过来问：“那个鼓手演奏得有多糟？”