307　A Dying Lightning Bug 快死的萤火虫

Our sergeant major was dimmer than a dying lightning bug. One day, I found a set of dog tags with his name on them in the shower. So, of course, I returned them. “Wow!” he said. “How'd you know they were mine?”

英语笑话

我们的军士长比快死的萤火虫还要昏暗。有一天，我在浴室里捡到一副身份识别牌子，上面有他的名字。理所当然我拿去还他。他竟然说：“噢，你怎么知道是我的？”