英语笑话

472　Grand Slam 大满贯

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asked. The man responded, “I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license.” At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, “Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk.” This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, “I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car.” At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked “Are we over the border yet?”

一个警察让一个司机停在路边并且告诉他，由于他系了安全带，赢得了5000美元的安全竞赛奖。警察问：“你准备怎么花这5000美元奖金呢？”那个男子说：“我想我得去上驾驶学校，然后考执照。”这时候，坐在他旁边的妻子插话说：“警官，别信他。他喝醉的时候就自作聪明。”这吵醒了坐在后排座位上的人。他看见警察就激动地说：“我早知道开这偷来的车跑不远。”就在这时，有人敲后面行李厢盖问：“我们过边境线了吗？”