英语笑话

488　I wasn't 我还没有过去

I'm a police officer, and was training a new recruit when we were assigned to transport a prisoner to headquarters. The guy was verbally abusive, and my recruit seemed to be getting upset as he drove the squad car into an intersection and then quickly changed lanes. Another car almost hit us, so after a screech of brakes I shouted, “Don't you know that it's illegal to change lanes in the middle of an intersection?” “I was already through the intersection, sir,” the recruit replied. “Maybe,” came a shaky voice from the back seat. “But I wasn't!”

我是一个警察，正在带一个新徒弟。我们被指派转运一个囚犯到总部去。那个家伙嘴里骂骂咧咧的，我的徒弟似乎有点生气了。当他开着警车到十字路口的时候，突然换车道，另外一辆车差一点撞到我们。刹车的尖叫声过后，我大喊道：“你不知道在十字路口换车道是违法的吗？”徒弟回答说：“长官，我已经过了十字路口了。”这时候，从后排座上传来发抖的声音：“也许你过了十字路口。不过我还没有过去。”