3. The front half

A blonde got on an airplane and sat down in the first class section. The flight attendant1 told her that she must move to coach2 because she didn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, "As long as there's an available seat, I'm staying in the first class until we reach New York."

The flight attendant got the head flight attendant, who asked the lady to leave. Again, she said, "As long as there's an available seat, I'm staying in the first class until we reach New York."

The flight attendants didn't know what to do, so they got to the copilot3. The copilot went to the blonde and whispered4 in her ear. She immediately got up and went to her seat in the coach section.

The head flight attendant was very surprised and asked the copilot what he had said to get her to move, the copilot replied, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to New York."

Notes:

1. attendant 乘务员

2. coach 客车，经济舱

3. copilot 飞机副驾驶员

4. whisper 耳语

头等舱

一个金发女郎上了飞机后，径直坐到头等舱里。空中小姐告诉她，她没买头等舱票，应坐到经济舱。这个金发女郎回答：“只要头等舱有空位，我就一直坐在这儿，直到我们飞到纽约。”

于是空姐叫来了乘务长，乘务长要求她离开，金发女郎又以同样的话回答：“只要头等舱有空位，我就一直坐在这儿，直到我们飞到纽约。”

乘务员们不知怎么办才好，于是她们叫来了副驾驶员。副驾驶员来到金发女郎身边耳语了一番，女郎立刻站起来回到了经济舱自己的座位上。

乘务长很惊讶，问他对女郎说了些什么，副驾驶员答道：“我告诉她头等舱不到纽约。”

Useful link:

在欧美，漂亮的金发女郎通常被人们认为只注重外貌不注重智力而成为被开玩笑的对象。