英语笑话

320　Finders keepers 谁捡的归谁

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts, are celebrating their fiftieth anniversary. They walk down the street to their old school. There, they find the old desk they'd shared and where he had carved, “I love you, Lisa.” On their way back home, an armored car drives by and a bag of money falls out. Lisa quickly picks it up and takes it home. There, she counts the money, and it's fifty thousand dollars. The husband says, “We've got to give it back.” She says, “Finders keepers.” And she puts the money back in the bag and hides it up in their attic. The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighborhood looking for the money and show up at their home. They say, “Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?” She says, “No.” The husband says, “She's lying. She hid it up in the attic.” She says, “Don't believe him, he's getting senile.” But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him. One says, “Tell us the story from the beginning.” The old man says, “Well, when Lisa and I were walking home from school yesterday...” The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, “Let's get out of here.”

一对从孩童时代就相爱的老夫妻正在庆祝他们的金婚纪念。他们沿街走到他们过去的学校，找到了过去他们同桌时坐的桌子，上面刻着“丽莎，我爱你”。在回家的路上，一辆运钞车从他们身边开过，掉下一袋钱。丽莎很快把它捡起来，拿回家里。她数了一下，有五万美金。丈夫说：“我们必须把它还回去。”太太说：“谁捡的归谁。”就把钱放回口袋，藏在阁楼上。第二天，两个联邦调查局的人在这一带挨家挨户地找钱，来到这一家。他们说：“对不起，你们昨天有没有看见从一辆运钞车上掉下来的钱？”丽莎说：“没有。”丈夫说：“她在撒谎。她把钱藏在阁楼上了。”太太说：“别相信他。他是老糊涂了。”不过，这两个特工叫这个老头儿坐下来，开始盘问他。一个说：“把这个故事从头给我们说一遍。”老头儿说：“嗯，昨天我和丽莎从学校走回家……”这个联邦调查局特工对他的同伴说：“我们赶紧走吧。”