英语笑话

585　You can grab seconds 你可以吃第二份

“Chow looks wonderful,” I told the mess sergeant, a large man. “I'd love seconds.” “You'll get the same as everyone else,” he growled as he chucked food on my tray. “Now move it!” After finishing the edible portion of my meal, I dumped the rest in the garbage, accidentally tossing out my silverware. While leaning into the trash can to look for my knife and fork, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was the mess sergeant. “It's all right, son,” he said. “You can grab seconds.”

我对大个子炊事长说：“食物看起来不错。我想吃两份。”他一边往我盘子里拨食物，一边咆哮说：“你得的和其他人一样。吃吧！”我把我盘子里能吃的东西都吃了，就把盘子里剩的东西倒进了垃圾桶，不小心把金属的刀叉也一起倒了进去。我正弯腰到垃圾桶里去捡刀叉，有人在我肩膀上拍了一下。是炊事长。他说：“孩子，没关系，你可以吃第二份。”