英语笑话

359　Kind Witness 善良的目击证人

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the bonnet. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper. “Sorry. I just backed into your car. The witness who saw the accident is nodding and smiling at me because he thinks I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not.”

一个律师回到他停着的宝马车上，发现两个前车灯都撞坏了，引擎盖也有明显的损坏，但看不到有肇事车的踪迹。不过，看到雨刷下面夹了一张纸条，他松了一口气。纸条上写着：“对不起，我刚才倒车撞到你的车。看见这个事故的目击证人现在正在对我点头和微笑，因为他以为我正在给您留我的姓名、地址和其他特别事项。但是，我并没有。”