英语笑话

360　You were my lawyer 你是我的辩护律师

As a judge, I was sentencing criminal defendants when I saw a vaguely familiar face. I reviewed his record and found that the man was a career criminal, except for a five-year period in which there were no convictions. “Mike,” I asked, puzzled, “how is it you were able to stay out of trouble for those five years?” “I was in prison,” he answered. “You should know that—you were the one who sent me there.” “That's not possible,” I said. “I wasn't even a judge then.” “No, you weren't the judge,” the defendant smiled mischievously. “You were my lawyer.”

我是一名法官。正在宣判刑事犯被告的时候，我看到一张似乎有点熟悉的脸。我又看了一下他的记录，发现他是一个职业罪犯，只有这五年没有犯罪。我很纳闷，就问他：“麦克，这五年你怎么会没惹麻烦呢？”他回答说：“我在监狱里。你该知道的。你就是那个送我进去的家伙。”我说：“这不可能。那时候我还不是法官呢。”被告顽皮地笑着说：“你不是法官。你是我的辩护律师。”