英语笑话

362　A Heart that Hadn't Been Used 从来没有用过的心脏

A rich patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, “We have 3 possible donors: the 1st is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident, the 2nd is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet. The 3rd is an attorney who died after practicing law for 30 years. Which do you want?” “I'll take the lawyer's heart,” said the patient. The doctor asked the patient why. “It was easy,” said the patient, “I wanted a heart that hadn't been used.”

一个有钱的患者要做心脏移植手术，正在和医生讨论几种选择。医生说：“我们有三个可能的捐献者。第一个是年轻而健康的运动员，死于车祸。第二个是一个中年商人，从来不喝酒抽烟，在飞自己的私家喷气机的时候死亡。第三个是一位律师。他在执业30年以后逝世。你要选哪一个？”病人说：“我要律师的心脏。”医生问病人为什么。病人说：“这很简单。我希望要一个从来没有用过的心。”