英语笑话

363　Local Counsel 本地的辩护律师

I was the presiding judge in a case involving a man charged with tax evasion. As the defendant stood alone, I asked if he had counsel. Looking toward the ceiling, the man replied, “Jesus Christ is my counselor and defender.” I nodded slowly and asked, “Do you have a local counsel?”

我是一个偷税案的主审法官。看到被告一个人站在那里，我问他是不是有辩护律师。他看着天花板回答说：“主耶稣基督是我的辩护人和保护人。”我慢慢地点头，问道：“那么你有没有本地的辩护律师呢？”